Xym's on film!
Walk in The Forum, checking out the antiquities and PHWOARAGE! Über hot cute gothette pretty checkin' out The Xym!
Traverse for a perusal of the usual lackage of Alice, Victoria, Bellatrix, Coraline and NBX. Exit and guzzle farm shop pop as out the corner of mine eye cometh The Pretty!
The Xym apparently looks quite interesting! Ooooh, am I in there? She's called Molly! Ooooh, is she gonna ask if I've seen her pussy? Xym seduced by sexy sultry Sugden sirens? Rolling R finger wragglement situation here!
What's this MiLady? You want me in your down below? Under your forearms amongst your curves? You milkshake offer is certainly tempting me to the yard!
Oh, she just wants me in the basement of The Forum, called The Curve, as an Extra as a Sci-Fi nerd at a Star Wars convention.
Bah!
I wouldn't peg me as a Sci-Fi nerd, but I take a modicum of Delores with the script. When the 'actor' is asked if he could make the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs in the Millenium Falcon, and who would his co-pilot be, he answered that he'd give Hand Solo a run for his money, and the 'presenter' butts in that's there's only 1 co-pilot, and that's a certain Wookie named Chew-wacky-baccy.
Now, Han never claimed he made the Kessel Run - he says the Millenium Falcon is the ship that made the Kessel Run - not I made the Kessel Run. The Falcon was Landau Calrissian's ship, so it was Landau who made the Kessel Run before losing the Falcon to Solo.
And Landau's co-pilot in the Falcon when he borrowed it back from Han during the Battle Of Endor was Nien Numb,who was much more fun. Han was always shouting at Chewie, who wasn't that great a co-pilot. Contrast that with the fun times Landau had destroying the second Death Star, and Nien Numb giggling like a giggly girl on a girlie night giggling about giggety giggety.
The things I do for a pretty! Molly Good-Golly-What-A-Hottie made me sit with geeky Sci-Fi nerds, and didn't even cop off with me like I expected from shows such as Big Bang Theory.
But then, I'm not a nerd.
I'd've pointed out that it should be called Big Bang Theorem, if I was.
But I'm not, so I shan't!
