Many a compliment on the barnet and the evil 'tash of melodramtic curlyness... although I was blanked (again) by my alleged stalker, but on the plus side I accrued another major Pretty!
Anyhoo, today, as I bewail my sickly lot curled up on the sofa wrapped up warm, I was cheered up with a most preposterous documentary on SyFy.
Incident In Varginha!
I think you can probably guess where this is going... well, I DO have a reputation to live down to!
This was a feature on the Brazilian Roswell... except it's the Brazilian Varginha!
Something crashed, and was recovered by the military. That's the undisputed fact. However, it's claimed that, as per Roswell, it was a spaceship, and several Pod People From The Planet Mars fled the scene and/or were captured alive/dead. Evil interplanetary invaders, neither man nor woman (which is clearly a lie, as if that was the case, they would've crashed in Manginha...)
And some of those soldiers involved in recovering the space monsters died of some form of toxic shock...
Not only that, three young girls claimed to have been exposed to the devilish Pod Peoples. There they were, slutting it out alone at night in skimpy outfits in the foresty outskirts of Varginha1.
As you do.
And they were suddenly confronted by a big veined horny head from outer space! No doubt intent on abducting them and insemmenating them with it's interstellar sperm.
Or was it the bloodsucking mammarial support of huge moob'd rappers motorised vehicles - to whit; The Tupak's Car Bra?
But what of the strange alien Beastie - captured and taken to hospickle? Described by witnesses as three fingered, red eyed creatures, all swollen veins and tri-horny and covered in 'orrible oil?
Well, I'd've said they'd brought in one of them tellybox slatterns off the Babestation! But no - The Government Of Brazil has a much more convincing scenario.
By coincidence, a pair of dwarves were giving birth in the hospickle, and the eye-witnesses mistook the gnomic couple and their midget baby for a deformed space monster from beyond the stars! UFO flap? Load of old mingeflaps, they say! Unidentified Flange Orsomething, they scornfully disparage.
Well, that's got me convinced.
Big veined horny heads from outer space invading Varginha near their Brazilian forestry and giving them toxic shock...
...and they thought ME MAD...
1ALTHOUGH WHAT THEIR VARGINHAS WERE DOING OUT OF THEIR SKIRTS WITH THEIR FORESTRY ON DISPLAY, I DON'T KNOW. AND BY FORESTRY, I MEAN BRAZILIANS. NOT THE THREE BRAZILIAN STRUMPETS - THEIR PUBES. OBVIOUSLY. WELL, THEY WOULD BE QUITE OBVIOUS, WHAT WITH BEING OUT OF THEIR SKIRTS AND ON DISPLAY. AND EVERYTHING.
