Ok - yesterday we's walking through Ipshit, having a general walkabout, eyeing up the AntBabes parading round the promenade. When all of a sudden, our view is obscured by the approach of a billboarded bus.
And what was on this hoarding?
Only some sexy strumpet ina skin tight leather catsuit!
So, more of a Whore-ding, then!
"So, Xym, are you going to see The Dark Knight Rises then?"
"Are you kidding? Of COURSE I am! Catwoman in skin tight leather catsuit? Obviously I'm going to see it.
In IMAX.
In 3D."
"Xym - you really need to get out more"
"What do you mean? I AM getting out more. I'm getting out to the cinema more - Kate Beckinsale in skin tight PVC in IMAX 3D, and now to see Anne Hathaway in a skin tight leather catsuit in IMAX 3D. Need to get out more indeed!"
*cue much shakings of head in despair*
