Wednesday, 18 July 2012
Exploding into a million Whorecrotches...
Well, I wrote you some proper Mummy Porn t'other week, but perhaps I'll diversify into other Fap fiction.
Ladies and Gentlemen, Lords and Ladies, I give you...
Harry Potter 8 - The post-Hogwarts years!
Cumming soon!
Harry and Hermione sat at the pottery wheel, moulding the clay together. Suddenly, Harry noticed that Hermione had fashioned a huge clay cock, and was suggestively sliding her hands slowly over the moistened moulded tumescent todger.
She turned her head to Harry, and gave him a significant look.
"Oh my God, Hermione! Are you fucking serious?"
"No, Harry, I'm fucking Sirius...
...and Severus."
I know, I know - The Xym is wrong...
So very wrong...
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