Wednesday, 18 July 2012

Exploding into a million Whorecrotches...


Well, I wrote you some proper Mummy Porn t'other week, but perhaps I'll diversify into other Fap fiction.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Lords and Ladies, I give you...

Harry Potter 8 - The post-Hogwarts years!

Cumming soon!

  Harry and Hermione sat at the pottery wheel, moulding the clay together. Suddenly, Harry noticed that Hermione had fashioned a huge clay cock, and was suggestively sliding her hands slowly over the moistened moulded tumescent todger.
  She turned her head to Harry, and gave him a significant look.
  "Oh my God, Hermione! Are you fucking serious?"
  "No, Harry, I'm fucking Sirius...
...and Severus."


I know, I know - The Xym is wrong...

So very wrong...