O-ho!
And so fiction becomes reality!
You know them Sci-fi movies? They make stuff up, then them Greybeards go off and invent it.
Now it looks like them Genetic Greybeards are taking up the challenge, and taking time out to make Movies 24 and Sy-Fy channel tosh real!
For in foreignland, they's captured a Giant crododile!
Of course, in line with B-Movie classics, the mad scientists have been off down the Southern Phillip-Eens where there's no governmental legislation to restrict their meddling in hybridity.
And the result - one 9 meter long, one tonne monster croc! Captured after being on the rampage, eating the locals and (probably) raping the womenfolk.
I think I need to get a job in Amazonian climes, as if I recall recent Asylum style cheap knock-offs, behemoth beasties terrorizing tourists mean one thing - hot babes in skimpy, easily-fall-offable-binkininies! AND celebrity babes, invariable in flimsy outfits somehow falling into water... or taking the obligatory nudie shower scene!
I seem to recall a David Cronenberg move in the late 70s/early 80s (Rabid? Shivers?) where something made all the women turn into sex maniacs. So come on, scientific Greybeards! Leave the mutant megabeasties alone, and concentrate on them viruses that turn womens into rampant shagabouts in my presence!
And hurry up with the cloning while you're at it - I want my Helena Bonham-Carter clone, done up in full Bellatrix outfit (or Mrs Lovett)!
