Well, I've never had a threesome1, and thank god for that!
For I'd end up all green and hunting for inverted caapaces to embed in, whilst buttplugged with two phallic tubes in me gob!
It's all very well going off to Okanawa on holiday, but when your sex-starved mate would rather engage in a meringue a trois whilst a shark chases you round the living room and up the stairs, you know you're in trub!
Of course, your rampant trollop of a mate will get herself penetrated in the foot, somehow managing to loose all her clothes 'cept her undercrackers, and turns into a farting death-breath'd fishmonster.
Who'll still nob a couple of lads at once as she turnes into an antediluvian menace!
Of course, in the process, you'll get swept up by betentancled cephalopods on their spindly metal legs, groping up your busoms with their hentai tentactular appendages.
But at least the Terror From The Sea feasts on them Japanese schoolgirl rapists that Tokyo is so fond of (allegedly!).
Not sure what else is in store, as the washer finished and I had to put the washing on the maiden, and it was half one in the morning, so I conked out on the sofa.
Must catch up on more of this WTF manganese preposterousness this eve!
Christ I watch some bizarre shit me!
1 AND YER NEVER GONNA GOT ONE EITHER, XYM! HECK - YOU AIN'T EVEN GONNA GET ANOTHER PRETTY OF YER OWN, LET ALONE TWO PRETTIES, YOU GREAT DEFORMED TROLL!
