BUSFLANGE!
That's how may day started off. Scabrous Minge of Scummy Mummy, all in hi-def legging action. Displayed to maximum effect through omnibus seat slouchings!
Eurgh!
Still, get to the city, and whats do I get?
Almost got me a slap in the face from Pretties for perving at pussy when purchasing puzzles !
They had these wooden slidey-wood-in-and-out block puzzles. However, rather than the standard cube, barrel or Jenga type crossy starry things, they had animals!
And of course, I wanted the highest difficulty.
Which was a camel.
Naturally, on the shelf was naught but simple swans.
So, I'm crouched down on the floor (not squatting, for that's ILLEGAL), goes through the boxes, when a honeyed voice beside me says "Hi there! Can I help you?"
So I turn, to be face by the tight trews of a rather hot sexy serving wench salesbird.
Now, this did put me in a predicament, for I did so want the puzzle (knocked down from £7.99 to £1.50). However, how can you be down at crotch height, in front of a Pretty in tight trews, and say "Yes. I'm looking for a camel. One of these, you know, where you slide the wood in and out to get it apart".
Well, you can't can you!
