Palm d'visage, more like!
Oui, je suis une baguette et je t'aime le gateaux, for today it's moral outrage against them there snail-eating, wine-drinking, garlic-BO'd, immoral Parisiens!
And how has the croque-monseur scoffing frenchmen incurred the wrath of the English this time?
Why, they've only gone and photographed Middleton's mammaries!
Toff tottie titties snapped as she sunbathed with her norks out for all the world to see!
Outrage!
Even the Daily Jugs are so incensed by bare bazingas in a french mag, they've had to run a side story of...
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| ~ Funbag Fail ~ Le Breasts de Middleton in French Mag - CONSTERNATION! Hermione's Humps in Brit Tit Rag - WHEY-HEY! |
"Disgraceful! Why do these moronic individuals go out and buy a magazine they've never heard of just to see topless tarts? They should fine these magazines until they're put out of business! Honestly, it's disgusting. Bloody frogs! I run a pervy website (with exclusive pay access to nudie models in bondage), and my model's1 blouse potatoes are never caught on camera for the oglement of perverted pervers of perverse porn... oh wait..."
I don't know - nudie billard blokes and topless tiara'd trollops, and The Sunday Spurt and HumpAHound are all up in arms!
Presumably in a well fitting top so it doesn't drop and expose their moobs as they raise their arms. Heaven Forbid some lurking pepperami with a telephoto lens captures their manbreasts on film and slaps it in Take-A-Shit magazine!
1 AND BY MODEL, I MEAN PARTNER WITH A PENCHANT FOR CANINE CARNAL COPULATION. ALLEGEDLY.
I SHAGGED A DOG
AND I LIKED IT
THE TASTE OF A FURRY DOG'S DICK
I FUCKED A DOG
JUST TO TRY IT
I HOPE MY BOYFRIEND HAS FILMED IT
IT FELT SO WRONG
IT FELT SO RIGHT
SMEAR MY TITS IN DOG SHITE
I HUMPED A DOG AND I LOVED IT
(I LURVED IT)
AND THEY SAY I'M SO VERY WRONG!
I HUMPED A DOG AND I LOVED IT
(I LURVED IT)
