Off to London, to buy [Deep] Heat magazine...

One of the best days of my life!

Ever!

No losers here. No nations. Only worthly athletes.

And George Osbourne getting a boo-ing for being such a cunt.

But honestly - an experience never to forget.

Running into ParalympicsGB in Starbucks.

Almost falling into Tasmin Grieg's crotch head first.

Seeing World Record after World Record broken before our eyes!

Seeing Britain and Ireland winning golds live.

Seeing winners receive their medals... and, oh, that Krestina Zhukova (Russian, Silver Medallist, F20 long jump)

♥♥♥ Xym want ♥♥♥

Being in the stadium and being part of that crowd - there's just NOTHING like it!

Even if special Cheryl sat there looking special with that special expression.

And Paul. Oh, Paul. Paul who thinks Numan is God, John Foxx is God to Numan's God, and OMD are Gods to one and all thought it was more amazing than all three!

But not Go West.

Nothing is better than Go West.

Except coming down the motorway seeing signs for "Offroad Activity Areas".

Offroad Activity Areas?

Surely that's layby dogging sites, isn't it?

It's come to something when The Council are putting up signs to direct doggers so they can engage in their clandestine forestry "Offroad Activities" when they fancy a bit of motorway minge.

What is the worlds coming to?

Offroad Activity centre my best hat!