oh, my friend, I don't wanna hear thee!
So tired...
So very tired...
Up at 8am Sat, quick jaunt into City, home for tartage up and pre Big Nite Out relax (by watching I Saw The Devil)!
So, it's off on the train with Feame-Bottom and Margharita!
And already some neanderthal yobbo is screaming obscenity strewn abuse at a pair of Pretties for listening to music! he doesn't want to effin' hear that effin' noise all the way to effin' Man-in-a-tree! Shut the eff up you womens and know your place! And you! Yes, you, you effin' cunty cunts with yer alternative looks! Don't effin' tell me is I want 'effin quiet to go to the effin' quiet effin' carriage! Eff you yer effin' effers!
And when all is quiet, he bungs his headphones in!
Wot a nob!
And then we're turfed off into Bill or Ricky. No Sticky Vicky available here, as we're ushered onto the bus for Witham!
And then onto a train to London, to
And there are Pretties!
More Pretties!
Here! There! Everywhere! Pretties galore! Barely clothed, hot alternative, Pretties!
More Pretties than you can shake a shitty dick at!
And also seriously bad trannies who can't be arsed making an effort!
But Slimes - oh my! It's like my beloved Hades! Lots and lots of Hades all stuck together in a warren of rabbity Hadesness!
Trad goth floor started out a bit bobbins, with the dour, mournful dirges of the worst of emo misery that makes the opening to Bela Lugosi's dead sound like the Mardi Gras in Rio Degenerates, but it picked up later with some fabbo classic danceables - Virgin Prunes, Danielle Dax, Bauhaus, Sex Gang Children, etc
EBM floor was cool too, dancing about in the fog wih flowsticks!
And the top floor was fab too - even got "Everything's Cool" by them there Poppies!
And an in-house cinema (well, a drape by the stairs!)
So...
A bit of Dancey, Ravey, Trad boppage, a bit of Bladerunner, some more major Trad, a but more EBM, a bit more Trad, then The Blues Brothers, and a bit of a final bop!
And then, alas, it's 7am, and off to get the tube.
Urgh. Seriously bad trannies who can't be arsed making an effort in daylight. Urgh again!
But Tube Pretties remain as Hot as!
But! Disaster! Train trubs! Our train is cancelled! Yikes! Not going to make the connecting bus to Essexville! Stressville!
But dive on another train... phew! Connector buses held! Leap on first one - off to Witham... will we make it... train left london 17mins late... but arrive at witham 3min before train goes! Dive off and onto train! Made it... although they only waited for the first coach... them in coaches 2 & 3 are a bit stuffed!
And then we're in Norwich! Head to city for a bit of Starbucks before heading home!
Bad move. Can barely keep awake... oooh, my Starbuck Downstairs Pretty (with the kids) of a Saturday is in! Oh, she be in tears and being comforted by a Starbucks Serving Wench... hmmmm... perhaps a new singleton - whey-hay! With my new found appeal to them there womens, I might be in with a chance there!1
Up since 8am Sat and no sleep and I'm home at 1:45pm Sun! Columbo in 45 mins! I'll just watch Dr Who on CatchUp then...
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1AS IF!
