Seems Xym's moving on up
And moving on out
Moving on up
Nothing can stop this
Xym's moving on up
And moving on out
Out off floor three
Away from the tottie...
Buggery blast bollocks it!
Just been informed that our team are shifting floors either later this week, or early next :(
Which means... no more trekking to the toilets down Pretty Parade! No more Babe Boulevard! No more Totty Avenue!
And it get worse...
My new desk is now by The Gents!
No more passing Pretties to ogle up!
And I've just been for
...fat old Indian blokes on secondment from Puna and old, fat English nerds. Only one, yes One Pretty, tucked away in a far corner, not worth the trek to the vending machine for!
Oh the injustice of it all!
On the plus side, we do get compensation by way of a new Team Pretty... and it's the sexy siren from the original Xymternational Rescue!
And does that make up for a the loss of a floor full of foxes?
Well.. pretty much, yeah!
Reader's voice: "Xym. you really need to get out more. We've got to find
you a woman!"
The Xym : "Yeah, good luck with that!"
Reader's voice: "So tell us, what is it you want in a woman?"
The Xym : "umm... my cock?"
B'dum tish!
I'm here all week
Oh, how we laughed...
