* shakes fist at sky *
"Damn you, Stamp Gnome!"
Yes, I had to post a card recently, and once more fell afoul of the sly sprite. However, looks like he's delved his impish fingers into my finances!
I made the mistake of checking me balance this morning.
And promptly fell over.
Then I made the mistake of checking my account... EEP! Severe depletion of funds! Surely my account has been hacked by Nigerian Princes cloning my card details and syphoning off my spending monies! I can't have spent that much this month so far!
Get a printed balance and pour over the details...
Let's see...
Ah, Tickets, food, fuel, souveniers from Paralympic athletic trip...
That night out down Rawkus...
That night out down the Coats & Whore's Ears...
That Brickies gig and the ShitPloppin'...
Road Tax disc...
Car service...
AA Breakdown cover renewal...
Motor Insurance Renewal...
Tickets, food, fuel, souveniers from Paralympic closing ceremony trip...
Tickets, food, entry to Slimes...
Did all that really cost THAT much? Feck me, it did!
Oh wail, oh misery, oh... Oooooh! Shiny objects on eBay, in HMV, on Amazon, and Apple Store...
...do I really need an iPhone5 on Monday? And the new iPod touch? Might as well get the new iPad whilst I'm at it, have the full set, seeing as I ain't got an iPad yet...
And oooh, Avengers Assemble is out on Blu-Ray Monday, and Stallone's Judge Dredd, and...
