This is Xymon's dream
Pumpkins steam in the lunch hour rush
This is Xymon's dream
Baristas make thoughts obscene
'Coz they hired
two new Pretties gonna make Xym blush
Forget my weekend woes - ignore yesterdays bewailing of Saturdays abandonment, for everything is right in the world today!
For this morrow I had my usual morning Starbucks and admiration of my Harem. But then, I gets to work and..
Spooky Stauf song Ghosts Of Bo
(or dodgy massage parlour brothel tune if you prefer)
"Hi Xym, this is Starbucks, gitchore fatass down to St Stephens, for we has a new drink for you...
The Pumpkin Spice Latte!
Signature expresso blended with autumnal spices and topped with whipped cream!"Oh my, three days into Autumn and we have seasonal beverages! The Xym waddles down there quick-smart!
Bonus #1: Yes, they are doing the Pumpkin Spice in this store
Bonus #2: I'm served by my favourite Pretty1
Bonus #3: Two new serving wenches - and both are major Pretties too!
Gawd help 'em if I ever win that there lottery, for they'll never get me out of the place!
I mean, It's hard enough now!
As is leaving Starbucks.
Ba'dum tish!
1WELL, ONE OF THEM, ANYWAYS! THERE ARE SOOOOO MANY TO CHOOSE FROM IN STARBUCKS!
