..and Heaven knows Xym's miserable now!
Yes - come Hallowe'en, The Xym is out of a job.
So... there will probably be a deep, dark, depressive tone to the blog for a while.
I'll try to be as (Rastaman vibration, yeah) positive as possible, but there may be days when Xym's so low, there may not even be a blog. Not even in draft to publish later.
If I feel better tomorrow, I might treat you to the Glitter Gorilla idea....
...but I may just sit at me desk feeling sorry for meself, desperately trying to find something The Xym can do from November.
Oh fuck it - try and be positive Xym! Pastaman vibrations from the Almighty Flying Spaghetti Monster!
Trivia for you, fact fans, and fellow Pastafarians of The Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster. Did you know you can't spell spaghetti without the word Atheist? And if you take the Atheist out of spaghetti, you're just left with PG.
A nice tip, that leads straight back to Glitter Gorilla's via Johnny Vegas and his live-in monkey lover. Which just proves Michael Jackson faked his own death, and ran off with Bubbles. And just like his idol Elvis, got all fat, so could only sit on a sofa with a simian, sipping PG tea and being atheistic..
Apart from his Holyness, the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
