Sharknado! Mansquito! Mega Pythons & Gatoroids.
Everyone laughed.
But who's laughing now?
The prophets of Piranhaconda were mocked for giant beasties terrorising Tiffany and devouring Debbie Gibson.
And now Fiction becomes Fact, as we have the first attack from...
Monstrous fish from beyond the deep, rising up to capsize captains who would net them, and serve them up in tin cans with a bit of sweetcorn (or cucumber).
You know what that means - Tuna Wars! Fred West vs Prince! Can anyone save Eduardo Wobblechops?...
..oh wait, this is B-Movie Roger Corman SyFy type stuffs....
Can anyone save Cathy "Heaving Busoms" Dennis (or insert any other young pop tart from the late 80s/early 90s ready to debase her career for another shot at fame).
