Twats with arms all interlinked
Twats who just get in the way
I hate the City on Saturday
Dickheads dancing in your path
Dickheads who loudly vent their wrath
Dickheads just get in the way
I hate the City on Saturday
Div's loose change with which they pay
Divs checking bags in shop doorways
Divs who just get in the way
I hate the City on Saturday
Cunts who walk at a snail's pace
Cunts who think they're in a race
Cunts who just get in the way
I hate the City on Saturday
Old gits shove in front of youignore those who are in the queue
Old gits just get in the way
I hate the City on Saturday
Schoolgirls bragging in Starbucks
of all the teachers that they've fucked
People with fuck all to say
I hate the City on Saturday
Couples having domestics
whilst they're having hissy fits
Couples to each other say
"We hate each other" on Saturday
Arseholes who are passing by
giving you the evil eye
Arseholes to be kept at bay
Especially on a Saturday
Politely ask "Excuse me hun"
It's not too hard, and then you're done
It's a good thing Xym don't have a gun
When he's out on Saturday
It's not too hard, and then you're done
It's a good thing Xym don't have a gun
When he's out on Saturday
