Before I cracks in with me bloggocks, a big Thank You and Apology for last night!
Yeah, yesterday's blog was a bit of a depressive miseryarse. But good times brighteneded me up.
Drinks with Loki, Spike, Spooky Joolz, Scotchbloke with an angry penis, the mardy otters, Mah Polish Pretty, Frank (Bruno) and Lucy Longlegs. So big thanks to them for cheering me's up.
Then through the rain with Luce for the King Of The Goths birthday at the poncy theatre place. Yay, mah Sis, mah mod Pretty, diverse other Pretties and acquaintances too numerous to mention. So thanks to them too!
Then on to The WhatACunt for Wraith. Much lacking in partying Pretties, except for the Jadey Lady, so a big thank you to her too for giving me a hug, dancing with the bloated whale that be Xym, and putting yet another great big smile on his great fat foolish face.
But then... oh then....
People started being ill, and leaving1, and Engaging In Converse With Strangers, leaving Xym all paranoid, depressed and alone... and as mentioned yesterday, one did indeed pull one's legendary Xym Sneaks Off In A Huff Before He Says Something Stupid act.
And for that, one does apologize most humbly.
So my name's mud now, and I've probably upset everyone, and everyone remaining probably had an horrible last 3/4hr without me there to keep them all accompanied and entertained.
So I've been all morose again today, feeling bad I abandonded peoples. But at least there was telly to cheer me up. Colombo repeat, F1, Mythbusters, Once Upon A Time, and now...
...what the blinking flip?!?!?
Halfway through Finding Bigfeets on the tellybox, and they had an ad break so Ranae could have a poo in the forest without the camera's filming her flange or televise her being boffed by Bobo, yet another of them strange advertisementy things came on.
More sick, depraved filth to entertain the blood lust of the masses!
Puppies vs Babies!!
Surely this can't be right. Batman vs Dredd. Megashark vs Mega-Octopus. Man vs Food. No problem - such battles are entertainment. Big ole fights to the death.
Put pitching newborns against savage beasties?
I though we were way past the age of Bare Biting, Cock Fighting and dog fights.
And now, on Prime Time telly, nature red in tooth and claw, and Pampers nappy rash raw!
Animal planet - animaul planet, more like!
1 ON THE PLUS SIDE, TAKING THEIR LIMPET CLING ON WITH 'EM!
