So, you're a lady of the feminine persuasion, and you've got your ladies who lunch over to cum dine on me.
But your dining dykes are perving over your sensual bod!
"What's her secret?" whisper the clandestine clitlickers, and as soon as your back is turned, they're off! Checking your cabinets for the elixir of youth and anti-ageing creams, before grubbing about in yer linen basket as the sapphic slappers start sniffing ya soiled scanties.
Finally, they return to the table, and pop the question: "What IS your secret?"
And the answer is: "Ladies!"
So, obviously the key to youth, beauty and a hot bod is licking out the labia of lady oyster* and teasing the lady pearl.
And to drive the point home to her minge munching mistresses, she serves up a tray of yoghurt for the vagitarians to smear over their tongued out twats so they don't catch thrush.
And the name of the creamy cure?
Perle de Lait!
Which sounds suspiciously like foreign for Lady Pearl.
Shame the ad cuts off before all the scissor sister action :(
* POSH LADIES VERSION OF A SCUMMY MUMMIES BEARDED CLAM
