Either I'm mad* or I've just witnessed an insurance salesman in a suit and diving helmet straddling a car with one of them Bruce Lee style dubbings with the voice of Morgan Freeman.
In keeping with yesterdays lexiconal intolerances, grammatical gormstrosity has expanded.
You may recall previous rantage of tosspieces who stick numbers into words. It all began with that movie Seven - or as they called it Se7en - despite the fact that 7 looks nowt like V, and that makes is sesevenen. Just like Th13teen Ghosts makes it Ththirteenteen Ghosts.
Although that could be a stammering movie about spirits aged 13-19. Th-thirteen Teen Ghosts.
There are still gormsters who think Area 51 exists! That's coz they are fond of this belettering. It's actually Area S1 - but because a S (when block written) looks like a 5, they think it's Area 51. Ooh - conspiracy! The American Government insist it doesn't exists - but it's here, on the map! You blithering twat - you just can't read! The Goverment say it doesn't exist because it doesn't! If you'd asked about Area S1, they might have told you about the Space Monsters and their help in building Stealth Bombers out of retrieved Alien Technology out of Roswell.
Anyhoo - that's all old hat. Not my hat - that's pretty new (except my old one).
Today, I'm incensed out the replacement of letterage with mathematical symbolism.
More Th>n!
Bollocks to that! That sez "More Thmorethann" (or, more precisely) "More thgreaterthann". It's supposed to be a letter 'a', and '>' looks now like it!
More Th@ I could accept... if the company was called More That.
But it's not.
More Th>n? More Tw@, more like!
"You're just old Xym - you're not down wit da kidz. That's how we roll (lolz). We LIKE numbers in words - it's randomz innit. It's spelling Skills, and you don't like it coz you're OLD."
I'm *ɣѪ0ƞ ψ˄1ƞ - thank you, for reading.
* SO WHATS NEW?
