T(watting)-Mobile!
Remember last month's 16th incorrect bill in a row? If you don't answer then they'll charge you all the more...
Well, new billage!
Who hoo! Only £10.50 overcharging this month!
The internet booster (they were compensating me by providing free of charge) cost £4.11. Oh, and they gave it me twice with the same booster @ £4.25! And, naturally, being unlimited internet, I gets charged for internet use!
And it's Easturd Monday, so they're all at home patting their pr(EasterEg)gnant portly potbellies plotting how to prise more pennies out of my avaricious claws, instead of placating me with promises of the undeliverable variety.
Well, no more swindling my coffers to line their fat cat pockets! Come the morrow, I'm putting me foot down and picking the phone up!
Maybe I'll threaten 'em with Ann Robinson off've Watchdog this time.
Much growlage tonight with expectations of fobbery offness looming.
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UPDATERY!
Sam @ T-Mobile has adjusted me bill to the correct amount.
And guess what! I've been promised the Internet Booster for free till the end of me contract!
Hold up - didn't they say that last time? And the time before...
Awaits 25th May and in the inevitable feckup.
Counting down to 23 Dec 2011 when I can escape the clutches of T-Mobile and their infernal soul destroying helldeals.
