Thanks to the visitation of chums, I missed Hannah Spearmint in her pants on Saturday.
Also, all unbeknownst to me, Touchcloth started t'other night.
Normally, when I've seen this tosh, it's then on BBC3/ITV2 etc ad infinitum. But, when I miss an episode - is it repeated again?
Is it jizzumy flip as like!
So, I thought I'd be all smug (surely you mean Smeg Xym?) and download it to me iPod and watch 'em at work!
Hah! Do they allow downloading? Do they buggery sod as like!
Grrrrrr!
Why can't they just replace one of the repeats of Most Shocking Police Camera Chases Caught On Video Patrol USA for a change? Bad Boys (bad boyz) wotcha gonna do? Wotcha gonna do when dey come for you?
Miss an episode off the tellybox and ne'er see it before episode 2, missing all the previous loose-end tie ups and series set up. That's wotcha gonna do! Then hit with a 'pit' maneuveure, a stinger and followed on heat sensitive chopper cameras.
And how come, on these police thermal imagery, they's all look like shiny light blue shadowy figures, like Scooby Doo villains or space monsters? Why can't the cops have ones like in Predator, that show the heat in various shades of yellows, greens and blues?
And for that matter, where's the fun sitting in a chopper going "yeah, behind a tree, 40 paces to your left, look in that hedge, he's right in front of you..."? Get them in them thermo-seeking helmets, and drop them near the vehicular felon. Get his voice sampled, and creep about, playing back "Turn around... Over here..." in his own voice.
In fact, how cool would it be to be lurking in the shrubbery, when a triplicity of red laser beams hit your chest! Then again, there's always the drawback of the crim besting the cop, and said constable having to active his self destruct wristwatch.
Make great telly though!
