Blimey, it's no wonder the NHS is in such a state!
There's all these people awaiting hospical beds, and got cancers and wotnot, but all you have to do to see a surgeon is to forego hair conditioner!
If your hair ends up a bit dry, you not only get a wheelchair, but a dedicated doctor to moisturise your barnet!
And to help, there's more nurses than you can shake a stick at!
And for the ladies, there's special pink operating theatres masquerading as Salons!
And they complain that too much dosh is lost through red tape!
Yikes - me hairs a mess! Dial 999 and get me an ambliance very quickly!!!
