Well, at least I found a TV website so I could get Cattle Prod Trick Or Treatage on me iPod (albeit with naff webstutter). Oh well.
I have nothing to blog about today, for I'm sooooo busy doing the work of 19 people all day long, I've had nothing cross my mind to ponder on. Not even a gander at the Beebs have your say (unlike certain solitudal doggerels posting about getting Blakes 7, Blackadder, Think of a Number and The Tripods brought back!).
Paul Darrow (Avon) famously withdrew from the Blakes 7 remake coz Firefly was the new Blakes 7 (although Serenity is no Liberator - The Excalibur on the other hand [Crusade]- that's how Liberator should be!!). Bring BOTH back I say! I could write a re-imagining of B7 dead easy - and it'd be better than that 'reworking' they did recently on Sci-Fi audio!
As for Tripods - it's never to late to finish series 3 - in the book, they plotted in the mountains for years before re-infiltrating the City of Gold & Lead and bobbing on over in their nimble dirigibles. So just make it 20 years later - although Beanpole (who insists he's not dead, despite all the reports) might be a porker and not so much of a 'allo 'allo accented Kate Moss figure. Without the baps. But there you go!
It worked for Halloween. Until they did that Pig Botherer trapped in the Myers House pile of tosh! And other thing - why do people insist on calling it Halloween Aitch Two Oh? It's H20. H for Halloween, 20 for 20 years later. H-Twenty.
H2O my best hat!
Now, if they'd done Michael Myers The Mariner, Shipmate Slaughterer, then it could have been H2O to bring in the watery linkage. A bit like how Jason X relates to.... well, buggery sod all really, coz the X was 10 for Friday the 13th Part Ten. But do people call it Jason Ten - no! They call it Jason Ex coz they don't know their roman numerals, nor that it's the 10th Friday the 13th movie!
Wait a minute - wasn't one of the Friday the 13ths set on a cruise ship (part 8/9? Jason Takes Muppets Up Their Mahattan Highways? Freddy Does Jason XXX?).
Should've called that one Jason H2O. No imagination these movie bods!
Anyhoo, as I was saying, I've had scant time to ponder universal mysteries due to vast workloads, so there's no blog today.
I may have to cut back due to lack of toot to talk!
[EDIT] and the constant stream of typos I find after ever blog, forcing me to edit, and re-edit, and re-edit...
