In addition to the Norwich dome to keep the weather out, I want to add a new addition (for every day and night!).
As I wouldn't be able take me clothes off and go dancing in the rain, I could remove my garments at 3:30 and frolic around Thorpe End, for tis as dark as a dark thing in the darkness.
And on the way home, I nearly plunged into a hedge, due to the full beam brilliance of White Van Tosspiece's dazzling headlights.
Now Initially, I wanted a transparent dome, so we could see the hordes of alien attack forces approaching without getting cold. And therein lies the problem of a winter - it gets too dark!
So, I would like a non-transparent dome over Norwich, with the canopy festooned with fairy lights, to masquarade as stars. We could then define equal hours of 'day' and 'night' - and keep it light enough so that nefarious types can go about their burglarizing profession, and I won't drive into a hedge!
A huge yellow bulb for the sun (with a load of UV lights so the plants can grow), and a big while halogen lamp for the moon!
Sod that - we'll employ Noel Fielding covered in shaving foam, to entertain us through the 'night'.
Now, there are those who say that darkness is only the abcess of light. hah! Well, light is only there because of the absence of dark! And the Sun is afraid of the day! Watch how as night creeps in, the sun flees in terror!
Notice you'll never see the Sun at night, but sometimes the moon will lurk about for a bit during the day, putting the wind up old sol!
