How come Mayors eat oats just because female deer do? And if oats is good enough for the Mayor, how come little lambs have to make do with Ivy?
Mind you, I wouldn't mind eating Ivy, if it were that Uma Thurman in Batman Umpteen! Although if her ladygarden is sprouting vines of beanstalkian proportions, I'd book her in for a bit of a Ruby first.
How come gooseberries are the province of geese? Berries should be for everyone. Unless you scrump 'em, and then you end up Eastenders and Heartbeat. But don't tread on them, otherwise you'll end up with Lucien Sanchez, or Dixon Bainbridge.
And how come Heinz Baked Beanz are 'the musical fruit'? Surely they are musical veg?
Beans, Beans, the musical Veg!
Have a few and fart like Reg
The more you eat, the better you feel
And end up like that Ian Beale.
or something...
