I have partaken of my Saturday night takeaway, and to make up for the lack of Anton Dec on the telly, there's a filum on Sky3 at 9pm featuring one half of the popular presenting duo.
The Hive! Now, I thought that was all about that Milla Jovovich in a skimpy outfit being tongued by zombified monstrosities. But no - according to What's On TV mag: "A jungle is overrun by deadly flesh eating Ants".
Aha! Now we know why them celebs want to get out of there!
Certainly explains Paul Burrell's outlandish faces during his Trial - Poor soul has his arm in a tree filled with piglets, all the time being "flesh eaten" by Ant.
Those Geordie jokers!
