Environmental disaster!
Turns out them enviro-friendly green light bulbs ar not so tree huggingly ace after all - t'would appear that they're made out of Mercury!
How on earth they rendered him down into the new electrickery lightsource from plunging off a cliff thanks to Beast the dog, I'll never know!
Perhaps some folk are getting confused, and are applying barometers and thermometers instead of this wanky tubical nonsense. And just why do people say 'thermometer' instead of thermo-meter? It's a thermo meter - an appliance to measure heat! Said the usual way, it sounds more like Their Mom Eater, which is probably best left to them there hillbilly types!
An' suchlike!
