Yes, I know, one hath been laxadaisical o'er bloggage once more!
But there are micturating circumstances this time!
So, you would have have bloggins as regards:
● Chinafolk travel tips
● Xym the Scotchman and the polishing of balls
● Xym and the stripper and the ungodly beverage
● Restings of an athenian avian nature, to whit not quite a palace
● Maltamen in Manchester denuding themselves in belligerant fashion
● Disnae touch this, with Disney's latest tablet pervaturial gropery of sexy sirens in a
vibratory nature o'er Pretties bumps
● The forthcoming jerkin potato support withdrawal day (ogle 'em, mash 'em, get em
in the nuuuude)
● Penis Beakers - those muppet members that are "Just In" by the bedside to wash
your wang in.
● Velocipedal vulva violation (don't ask!)
And as everyone knows me so well, I need not say much more than that, and you can expand each into a blog yerself, and save me the effort!
Anyhoo, the reasons for non-expansion nor publication of the list of proffered newsworthy items are several (or possibly Servalan).
Obviously - busy, busty bee at work. Much intellectual drainage.
"Why you work so hard, Xym? You leave in 3 weeks - just stop and spend time hunting for employment!"
Ah, but then I'll get done for being unprofessional and skivings off and not get my big payout to pay off the mortgage and act as a buffer until I find meself begging outside Iceland.
So, I'm creamy crackered from work - Tuesday, got in - fell asleep before 7pm, next thing - time to get up for works! A whole knight, lost to the ether!
"What exactly do you do, though, Xym?"
Well, this is what I do (when not too busy fannying about with terrorism)...
So, as you can see - not much to concentrate on (not to mention what's behind them windows)! And no - them Mainframe sessions are not really small! They are medium size windows. When I had me old monitor, then they were weeny!
So, in addition to work knackering me out mentally after hours assessing Excel cells and COBOL/JCL code and updating Design Documents and monitoring Defect/Issue queues as people badger me with instant messages, once home one is trying out New Ideas for me blog (if one can stay awakey!)
First - podcasting! How much less misinterpretation and taking at face value would be resolved if one's dulvet tones were spoken, rather than misreading wot I wroted! Well, that ended up being a disaster. First of all, I sound like a bellowing troll, and then I had up find some way of uploading it... which is all awkward and technical.
So I gaves up on that one!
Second - VBlog! Video of Xym! Much, much worse! A YouTube of Xym spouting shite on camera! Not only the bellowing trollvoice, but the deformity of visage and the voluminous quantity of lard... how could I inflict that upon people. And then there's the editing. And dubbing. And revoicing. And Synching. And... well, my fantastic idea would look fab... if I had, like, a million years to spend faffing about wi' it!
Third - Gysy Rosé Xym. Arsetrological charts and mystical bollocks! There is potential there, although the first experiment must never see the light of day!
Fourthly - Lyrical documentation! One of my über-Pretties put up a link to a Neph video... one which had the wrong lyrics! Now, oft have I been asked what some of Carl's growly wafflings are, and I keep promising to get them online. So, I has been prompted to redocument the entire Neph lyrical content, complete with references to the soundscapes, movie clips, etc. So, I dug out me old Word.doc I typeded up... somewhat out of date, and it don't help that the live lyrics are often different from the album/single either. Do I have one entry for Psychonaut, and mark the differences between all 5 recorded versions plus live in one entry, or have separate entries for Psychonaut 0, I, II, III and IV plus the live ones?
But arse - even with only one version of each song, it don't all fit on one blog "page", so I haves to break it down. And split it into a table to have an explanatory column. But again, it all takes time.
And finally - reviews! Now, this one I can get off the ground quicker! Reviews of stuffs in Xym's own inimitable stylee! I have a new blog set up ready, but deciding on the format. Straight laced Mark Commode type arty farty analysis, or preposterous retellings in comedic style. Like my previous review of The Thing, or like Dead Sushi? Maybe I'll alternate as I see fit.
For example, I think the first review will be Crippled Master, and It'll probably be like my Desd Sushi review!
But I've wasted too much time faffing about with all them options, as well as Morpheus bopping me on the bonce and throwing grit in me eyes due to mental stain from office work.
But bear with me (and if you're a Pretty, bare with me) and there'll be regular postage soon. ish.
Anyhoo, the reasons for non-expansion nor publication of the list of proffered newsworthy items are several (or possibly Servalan).
Obviously - busy, busty bee at work. Much intellectual drainage.
"Why you work so hard, Xym? You leave in 3 weeks - just stop and spend time hunting for employment!"
Ah, but then I'll get done for being unprofessional and skivings off and not get my big payout to pay off the mortgage and act as a buffer until I find meself begging outside Iceland.
So, I'm creamy crackered from work - Tuesday, got in - fell asleep before 7pm, next thing - time to get up for works! A whole knight, lost to the ether!
"What exactly do you do, though, Xym?"
Well, this is what I do (when not too busy fannying about with terrorism)...
So, in addition to work knackering me out mentally after hours assessing Excel cells and COBOL/JCL code and updating Design Documents and monitoring Defect/Issue queues as people badger me with instant messages, once home one is trying out New Ideas for me blog (if one can stay awakey!)
First - podcasting! How much less misinterpretation and taking at face value would be resolved if one's dulvet tones were spoken, rather than misreading wot I wroted! Well, that ended up being a disaster. First of all, I sound like a bellowing troll, and then I had up find some way of uploading it... which is all awkward and technical.
So I gaves up on that one!
Second - VBlog! Video of Xym! Much, much worse! A YouTube of Xym spouting shite on camera! Not only the bellowing trollvoice, but the deformity of visage and the voluminous quantity of lard... how could I inflict that upon people. And then there's the editing. And dubbing. And revoicing. And Synching. And... well, my fantastic idea would look fab... if I had, like, a million years to spend faffing about wi' it!
Third - Gysy Rosé Xym. Arsetrological charts and mystical bollocks! There is potential there, although the first experiment must never see the light of day!
Fourthly - Lyrical documentation! One of my über-Pretties put up a link to a Neph video... one which had the wrong lyrics! Now, oft have I been asked what some of Carl's growly wafflings are, and I keep promising to get them online. So, I has been prompted to redocument the entire Neph lyrical content, complete with references to the soundscapes, movie clips, etc. So, I dug out me old Word.doc I typeded up... somewhat out of date, and it don't help that the live lyrics are often different from the album/single either. Do I have one entry for Psychonaut, and mark the differences between all 5 recorded versions plus live in one entry, or have separate entries for Psychonaut 0, I, II, III and IV plus the live ones?
But arse - even with only one version of each song, it don't all fit on one blog "page", so I haves to break it down. And split it into a table to have an explanatory column. But again, it all takes time.
And finally - reviews! Now, this one I can get off the ground quicker! Reviews of stuffs in Xym's own inimitable stylee! I have a new blog set up ready, but deciding on the format. Straight laced Mark Commode type arty farty analysis, or preposterous retellings in comedic style. Like my previous review of The Thing, or like Dead Sushi? Maybe I'll alternate as I see fit.
For example, I think the first review will be Crippled Master, and It'll probably be like my Desd Sushi review!
But I've wasted too much time faffing about with all them options, as well as Morpheus bopping me on the bonce and throwing grit in me eyes due to mental stain from office work.
But bear with me (and if you're a Pretty, bare with me) and there'll be regular postage soon. ish.
