Not fear of Agent Coulson out of Marvel's Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D, but fear of the most henious thing ever to walk the Earth.
Clowns!
And now we have proof that even God has Coulrophobia!
And not just any old clowns - oh no. He has a particular wrath reserved for Rodeo Clowns!
Darn Tootin'!
At an event called Rednecks With Paychecks (as opposed to Rednecks With Moonshine, presumably), poor old Casey Wagner was Buckarooing about when a storm of St Jude proportions approached. So, naturally, he took shelter in the safest location.
Under a tree.
And God, scared shitless by a screaming smile of a clown, smote him with his lance of lightning. Zzzzzap! And the child-scarer was brought to his knees.
Recovering, the custard flan flinging fool arose, only to be smote once more by further electrical discharges from God's electrical ejaculate. Zzzzzzzap, and again the bucking bronco with the red nose is driven to his knees!
Now, most people would think having God lobbing lightning bolts down upon thee would be somewhat of a warning to get off the Path Of Evil. Not so this clown.
"I give everything to God, So I owe everything to him, he's the one that kept me alive. I can tell you one thing, I'm going to start going to church more."
Kept you alive? You're going to go to Church more? The divine fucker tried to flambé you alive! The Omnipotent One tried his best to wipe the curséd clowns off the Earth as part of his ineffable plan, and you want to exhalt his worship more?
Twice God drove him to his knees - perhaps God wanted him in a kind of "...while you're down there..." position. Mayhap that's why he's off to Church more - to blow off a pædo priest, hang up his oversized shoes and give up Clowning Around and become a Religious Rent Boy for the Reverends and strumming His Eminence's banjo string.
But no - he's managed to twist God's death blow into a "lucky escape blesséd by God"... overlooking the fact that there's be no lucky escape if he hadn't already been targeted by God for an electrocutioning!
And I'm sorry... it's a clown blog... so I just have to repost this video again. Still the funniest thing ever for me!
