Gail Platt Forces Wind! Hurricanes! Twisters! Typhoons! Sharknados!
It's the end of the world and we knows it!
But what of the apocalyptal storm? The horror? The terror? The Ents marching on Norwich and thwacking bonnets with their branches?
Let's check the EDP:
Traffic! Passing without incident! Oh, the newsworthy dangers of The Greatest Storm Known To Man!
Surely ye starres are right and ye endde tymes commeth unto man!
Oh, wait - it rained a bit and a trampoline blew over. Oh, and me poundland brolly blew all insidey-out when I came out of Starbucks, and had to go in the bin.
Won't somebody think of the children...
...oh, actually, they did...
...they didn't wheel out Paul McCartney to bawl a rendition of "♪ St Jude, don't blow so bad, take a sad storm, and make it wetter ♫" in honour of the storm named St Jude...
Hold on - isn't there a St Jude's in Norwich? Yay! Norwich escaped St Jude thanks to the divine intervention of St Jude not wanting to piss down on his own church!
