Apart from straws doing the Honka-Honka, we were treated to most impressive mammarial thrustage!
It seems that down "The Gym" (some place where people go to do something called "exercise") there's all these oiled up blokes who just stand there watching womens in camel hoofed leoturds and boob-tubial tops doing some form of "press".
One which apparently required The Ladies to raise their arms up, so that their upper arm is 90° to the floor, but extended away from the body, with the forearms upright, so they look something like this:
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Now, the arms are brought to the front to meet, pressing the forearms together.
Then, the arms revert backwards whilst simultaneously thrusting forth your busoms.
I could've spent all afternoon watching Carla demonstrating that!
Perhaps I can get a new craze going alongside The Fisty Dance at The Whatacunt next time we're out...
Chesticle thrustings, accompanied by a honka-honka squeak of hornyness.
or something...
