My 3D specs have finally arrived! Should've been here weeks ago with them purple ones I sported down the Whatacunt 3 weeks or so ago, but it seems some Postie filched them out of the system.
Or got delivered to the wrong address.
But more likely a thievey postie on the rob for Xmas presents.
Anyhoo, guess what Xym's out in tonight!
3D Specs! 3D Specs! 3D Specs! 3D Specs! 3D Specs!
Ooh, I put 'em on, and it's like real life! Things literally look like they're coming out at you. Whoa - waggle me fingers afore me eyes - it's like they're really there!
Looking forward to tonight now - imagine a beautiful babes bounteous busom looming right out and into yer face! And all coz of anaglyphtic specs!
Hold on, isn't that shock from eating Penis Buttuck after leaving a minge sponge in too long...?
