Down The Whatacunt, they have them there posters in the toilets.
And there's nowt more offputting than having a chaps crotch thrust into yer face above a urinal!
Yes, they have bulging briefs at eye level. And for what? To promote...
Tena men? I though the Tenor Man was Gio Compario off've the Go Cumpair adverts! And perfectly engineered? It's just a quim absorbium for a cock'n'balls!
Why advertise what are basically fannypads for blokes in a club? Presumably for Laddy Lad type Lads on a lads night out are lads being lads, being pissheads who presumably end up pissing themselves in their incontinent inebriation, but still...
Imagine of you're out On The Pull, and manage to cop off with a Pretty. Last thing she wants when delving about within your boxers is to plunge her petite palms into a penile pisscatcher!
I mean - what next? An Ooops advert, where instead of some slattern having her dress ripped off in a lift, or flashing her gusset when falling out of a taxi, we have some burly beefcake stripper having his pants ripped off by hen-night harlots and accidentally revealing a purple posing pouch all a-bulge with urine-bloated absorbent tissue? A hunk pushing a lawnmower and some trollops throw coke cans at him, and as he bends over, his jeans split and out burst a purple thong with copious amounts of yellow stained cotton wool spider legging out of his flossed cheeks? A variation of that "Premature Perspiration" advert, where tarts bite their lips at boys in librarys, who prompty fill their Tena Men pad with Tippex?
Tena Men my best hat. Whatever next? Manpons? Some imaginary male period suppository allowing menfolk to roller skate in loose white trousers whilst remaining discreetly fresh all day? A moon cup (in the sense of men mooning their arses) to stick up the bum to catch some discharge that can be washed in the sink by the coffee machine?
The mind veritably boggles!
I would say Tena Men my arse, but that would be somewhat awkward. So...
Tena Men indeed!
