Once again.
Now, them Modern Women's have a universal penchant for the leggings (or jeggings). Or even just plain tights.
But why oh why oh why can't they wear skirts or shorts over the top?
These womens probably think they look all lithe and hot, with their taut buttocks, long legs and camel-hoofed CGI Toblerone triangle. Something pert and purty.
So, where the dream is this:
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| Aaaarrrggh, pass the eye bleach! |
And naturally, they have to draw attention to their posterial area by performing the Maximum Stretch Dance.
You know the one. The one where you stand, bend over, re-stand, then hoik up the wasteband of your leggings whilst doing a Knees-Up-Mahvah-Brahn type jig, before going into a frog squat to dig the gusset out of your swipe card reader.
Leggings indeed! VPL¹? CVPHEBAHAPSBDCAC&SAC², more like. Putting me off my PSL³.
And they think this looks attractive?
COVER IT UP, WOMAN!
Advice for The Pretties. When wearing leggings, wear a skirt over it. Or at least, when admiring yourself in the mirror before you head out, check over your shoulder at the rear view to avoid any embarassing pants and buttocks exposure as above.
¹ VISIBLE PANTY LINE
² CLEARLY VISIBLE; PANTS HALF-EATEN BY A HUNGRY ARSE, PAST SELL-BY-DATE CELLULITE, ASS CRACK & SAGGY ARSE CHEEKS
³ PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE
