Due to Disney (dames on t'flume)
It's down to two (plus dude) on Tue
But what to do? The two have flu!
What's a dude to do on Tue?
Do The Do with Betty Boo?
Or do on Tue what the dude does Tue
(digest desserts and sing Darude
except alone, and just to lose?)
Did the dude do what a dude does Tue?
Indeedy doo, the dude did do!
But did he do like doggy doo-doo?
Well bugger me old brown Ugg boots, the dude came #2!
Yay! A galleon of cider awaits, all for meeeeeeeeee (except for a couple of pints for the Pretty to get in her good books. Not her good boots. Or Ugg boots. Her in her thigh high boots, as I fill me boots. Or something)
