P'tooie! Climate Change, Slimate Change! It's a natural cycle of Gaia, and we should not destroying out planet by interfering with it's cyclical rhythms to preserve our selfish selves. And if the Ice Age cometh, fair enough - Charlton Heston can put his vest on, and Richard Burton can put his shirt on...
...but no way am I bowing down to our Simian overlords!
People tend to forget that "Climate Change" was a misprint, and now we have the ensuing chaos and panic.
The forthcoming apocalypse that is to bring about the fall of mankind was actually down to PRIMATE CHANGE!!!!
Indeedy doo! Far from leaving the telly on and poking a hole in the o-zone, it's guerrilla gorilla genetic manipulation that's the problem.
Sending simians into space, teaching them sign language... before we know it, it's on with the shackles and "Beware the beast Man, for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone among God's primates, he kills for sport or lust or greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him; drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of death. "
Next thing you know, it's all sandified Liberty Island and the outburstings of "You maniacs! You blew it up! Oh, Damn you... God damn you all to Hell!!"
And no amount of sorting my cans from my junk mail will prevent that!
So stuff Climate Change...
Stop Primate Change - stop the advance in intellectualising our monkeyfied brethren into overthrowing overlords with dreams of enslaving their creators!
What? Who's that over there in the shadows? Yikes! Another attempt to silence my blog from revealing the truth? What th...
Aaaarrrggh! Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!
And Proteus brought the upright beast Xym into the garden and chained him to a tree, and the children did make sport of him. And not in a Michael Glitter kind of way either...
