Now I know where I's been going wrong with The Pretties!
Dancing in the kitchen sans trousers will attract many a nubile harlot into your domicile!
And pant dancing leads to massage, and thence to the bedroom!
BUT, whatever you do, before getting jiggy with it, do not attempt to boil a can of soup, for the pretty will hastily make her exit as your toil away at you culinary consomme escapades, resulting in burnage and the call out of burly beefcake for the Pretty to run off with.
Still, a trip from Bare Minge Ham to Nuggets in the Ukraine will soon fill the belly!
