Not content with taking his Black and Decker to me molars, in furtherance of his desire to lighten my wallet to swell his calcified canine cavity coffers, he's taken to shop theft thievery!
In order to neaten my gnashers, I purchased one of them electro-scrubbers. However, my bristly head has gorn all manky!
And the bi-polar bicuspid "benefactor" has been cackling his maniacal way through every supplier of oral hygienery, relieving them of all stock of the very enamel polishing products I require!
So now I'm bereft of automated brushitude.
But I shall wreak my reewengay!
I'm taking advice from the tellybox, and purchasing an ickle Allfie I can hide in my manbag, and at the next session of frottaging for fillings, the puppy can build up healthy bones and teeth by chewing on dentists dicks,
Or I could just buy a new toothipegbroom.
* That's supposed to be the sound of a drill being drilled by demenented dental driller "Dogturd F." as the Shangri-La's dance around in wild abandon.
