I'm a crêpe, I'm a wierdo...

Today is International Women's Day!

Today we mark the economic, political and social achievements of women.

To all the pretty Women worldwide, a massive thank you! Where would we be without you?

Well, clearly without me pancakes! Now gitchore bitch ass back in the kitchen, and make me some gâteau de poële à frire!

Although why anyone would want to toss heathen hairy hooved satyrs in their eggy batter is beyond me.

It's pancake day
Yes, it's pancake day
Yes, it's p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-pancake day
Well, it's pancake day
It's really pancake day
Yes, it's p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-pancake day

Now the Merry Men know about pancake making
'Cause pancake day is a regular fixture
You take your frying pan,
and some sugar and jam
And get on down to make the mixture

Well you take a dozen eggs,
take a cup of milk
And don't forget to add a little flour
And then you beat it up with a wooden spoon
And leave it to settle for just one hour

'Cause it's pancake day
Yes, it's pancake day
Yes, it's p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-pancake day
Well, it's pancake day
It's crucial pancake day
Yes, it's p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-pancake day

But back in the village of Worksop
Where the living ain't so funny
They make their pancakes out of dirty old mud
'Cause they ain't got no flipping money

Their smiles are wide,
'cause the tears they hide
Even though their life is hell
But the smiles start to fall,
when the sheriff comes to call
And he brings King John as well!