There's this advert where "Everyday McPeople" are McScumming it and talking McBollocks over their McFuckOffee.
Now, most discourse is generic:
● "Would you mind doing me a massive favour"
● "Just spent an hour talking about staplers"
● "I just feel differently about you now, so you is dumped, y'bastid!"
● "What do you think about us getting it on, you slaaag?"
● "I got the missus knocked up. You're an Aunt now, so buy us stuff, y'bitch!"
And there are two other conversations. One most intriguing: "Ohghk. And then he taped his face to the dog!". Now, that's a conversation I'd like to hear more about.
But, what really pisses me off are these retarded dumbasses:
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| The collection of clueless quim, conversing craply & consuming coffee |
"He text me back saying see you laytahrrr1"
"See you laytahrrr?"
"Like, what does that even mean?"And then she pulls a most confused face, as if perplexed by the whole concept.
WTF do they teach in schools these days? I know these so called GCSE's are dumbed down to a point where being able to spell your name guarantees a A+ grade, but even so - how can these dumb numb cumbuckets not know what "See You Later" means?
It's self explanatory - "See You Later" means see you later. Meet up at a point in time in the near future. Literally - later on, I'll see you.
Perhaps it's because they's women, and as all menfolk know, what a woman says invariably has no relation to what she's talking about.
When a man says "See you later", he means "See you later". When a woman says "See you later" she means one of a million interpretations from:
● "See you later"; through
● "See you later - not! Fuck off and die"; to
● "I'm going off for a bit to allow you time to buy me a present -
specifically that thing we were just looking at that I said I DEFINATELY
didn't want, and that other thing I didn't mention but subtly hinted at by not
hinting at it in any way, shape, or form - and woe betide you if you haven't
bought it by the time we meet up later, y'fookin' insensitive, unromantic
bastard. Never buy me flowers do you. Well fuck you - not! I'm gonna shag
this cashier in the changing rooms, that'll learn ya!"
or something.
Typical womens. Taking the most simple statement, and unnecessarily twisting and turning it to find some bizarre interpretation she can overanalyze and find fault with, just so she's got an excuse to be a right bitch for no reason whatsoever.
So fuck you McDonalds, and fuck yer McCoffee, ya McCunt!
See you later, what does that even mean, indeed!
1 OR, MORE PROBABLY, C U L8R. BUT SHE REALLY DRAGS IT OUT WITH THAT WHINEY VOICE OF HERS
