as they break their bones
'coz they can't even manage traffic cones!
So sang Lady Gaga with Beyoncé Knowles, where she kills off loads of people in a restaurant.
And how true it is, for once again the local yokels try to kill themselves by making a prat(fall) of themselves.
Duke Street Hazard - fools falling over frozen flooring...
...just like the General Lee hitting a ramp and flying through the air
See, when you're traversing the current Ice Age, and you come upon a huge patch of ice, and traffic cones block off the path so you don't take a tumble, wotcha gonna do?
Head straight for the middle of the traffic cones and walk through.
Unsuprisingly, the retards then slip upon the ice that the barrier warned them about.
Apart from deliberately ignorning the warning of traffic cones barring your way, there are even dumber dumbasses.
So. You're walking towards the patch of ice. You see a gormster in front hit it, pinwheel their arms, and get thwown to the fwoor vewwy woughly. So, wotcha gonna do? Cross the road? Dart around the ice rink into the clear bit of road and bypass it?
Don't be so bloody stupid! Of course, you wait for the slippee to arise and scramble off the ice, then follow straight onto the same slippery path and end up on yer arse!
Even when some young Pretty is constantly repositioning the traffic cones that get displaced with each cretin that slides into them. Even when she clearly says "watch out", people just ignore her, wander on...
...and fall flat on their arse!
And then come the scummy mummies with their perambulators.
Quite why these gomstresses feel it necessary to take their newborn spawn out into the freezing cold in a wheeled vehicle onto precarious pavements paved with ice is beyond me. But, against all the above visual clues and warnings, they still insist on trying to traverse the icy wastelands and almost tip your sprog into the river...
...well, a clear case of Darwin Awards! I would say it would take these dozy donuts out of the gene pool...
...if the gene pool wasn't frozen over!
"Oh, that poor person ignored the barricade and fell over. Ha ha ha. Oh, and another one! Oh, the LOLz! Oooh, better get back for the 2 Jeremy Kyle repeats on ITV2+1. I think I'll just push my pram over that same precipitous point where them people took a tumble. It's not like I'm gonna fall, break me neck and let my babby slide into the road to be run over... yeaaaarrrggh! Who put that nana skin there!"
Wot a bunch of spazmoids!
Even the filmer of this spectacle of slippery stumbles is stupid! I make it 22 clips in the video - and he put it on YouTube! At £250 for every clip, he could've made £5,500 out of You've Been Framed! What an idiot! And I think you get £250 every time they show a clip, so imagine the revenue they could've got on repeat shows and other Winter specials!
Some people, eh!
