Don't look at me, I'm shy...

Damn you Trevor & Simon for keeping me stuck on BBC Saturday Morning TV¹!
I'm watching a CITV retrospective, and just discovered Ministry Of Mayhem.

There was me laughing at Singing Corner, The Backpatters, Pork Winchester, not to mention Ted & Eddie Kennedy ("We Don't Do Duvets!")...

...when all the time I was missing Holly Willoughbooby in a skimpy French Maid's outfit being bukkakke'd with creampie every week as Polly And Her Trolly.

FML? FMCH², more like!

I can't believe I missed this EVERY Saturday Morning :(

or Polly Willoughbukkakke

¹ AND NOT ZOË BALL, KATY HILL, SARAH CAWOOD, EMMA PHWORBES & ANNABEL GILES HONEST!

² FECK MY CHILDHOOD