"okay if a zombie bites a vampier and the vampier bites a human what dus the human tern in to???"
Well, first of all, Zombies are shuffling shamblers, so they've no chance of biting a Vampire. And even if they caught up, then Drac would turn into a bat and fly up where the brainmunchers cannot reach.
Anyhoo, even if the groaning feaster on flesh caught the Wamphyri and sunk it's infected incisors into it, it would make little difference.
For a Vampire is one already undead. Died and arose with a taste for the necks of scantily clad nubile young virgins in bedrooms, rather than biting the brains out of bonces.
And as, in essence, a Vampire is just a more suave Zombie, then a biting would have no effect.
Ergo, if a zombie bitten vampire bit a human, they'd just become a Vampyre.
Possibly with an urge for brainblood.
But that got me thinking - forget about zombies and vampires - what about Zombies biting Wombles?
ZOMBLES!
Hordes of reanimatory litterpickers, marauding through Wimbledoom Common and biting the faces off picnicers1!
♪Underground, in a crypt, on brains they feast
The Zombles of Wimbleybum Common deceased.
Eating the brains of the people they find,
Brains that the everyday folk left at home♫
Which explains their gormstrocity. or something. probably.
Which explains their gormstrocity. or something. probably.
Anyhoo, we'd end up under siege, and have to fend off Nudie Uncle Bulgarias with naught but a packet of Chocolate Hob Nobs and a blowdart with a proper set of darts. Up to the oché, great, super, smashin', here's what you could've won. A speedboat for going down Leeds high street.
And even then, the threat isn't over - the Zombles will end up infecting their collection of litter, and then we'll have an uprising of refuse! Zombie Stig of the Dump/Tip!
Killer rubbish? Far fetched? Not half - check out this historical tome, which documents a huge homunculous formed of murderous reanimated recycling!
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