But not a dyke stripper, unfortunately.
Gawd diggity dagnammit!
Back to work upon ye morrow, and the follicular plumage is still all chocolate limey. Or Hulkified after Brucie Banner has been a-wallowing in mud.
So, I got meself a Max Strength artificial color extractor.
"Restore your barnet back to it's true natural color (caveat: won't restore original color on bleached hair1)" quoth the article.
Coolio - strip out the greens blues and reds, and back to my natural color with a bleachy bonce topper of a bushy mowie.
So, after a hairwash, an hour of decolor gloop on the barnet, 10 minute rinse, a 5 minute buffering, another 5 minute rince, another 10 minute buffering, a final 5 min rinse, then a further shampoo to be on the safe side...
...and now I has a pissy asparagusy greeny-yellow befouling of me cranial forestry!
Not to mention the random clumps of color that refused to be extracated!
A huge dollop of green on one bauble, a hint of pink on another, random gloppy bits of gaudily wrapped present...
grrrrr!
Looks like another 2 hours wasted tomorrow night. Instead of Takeshi's Castle and Kari Byron, it's a case of monging about with foul stenched ammonial spunky stuff lightening me lovely locks.
Buggeration!
1 SERIOUSLY? DO THEY REALLY NEED TO ANNOUNCE THAT ARTIFICIAL COLOR STRIPPER WON'T STRIP OUT BLEACH AND RESTORE YOUR BRUNETTE LOCKS? I'M SURPRISED IT DOESN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT CONTAINING NUTS, OR NOT TO USE ON NOB AND BOLLOCKS IF YOU'VE BEEN DYING YOUR PUBES!
