Monday, 21 January 2013

Get Tweenage Kicks right through the night...

Now then, now then, guys and gals.

In a scary twist in the ever growing Savile saga, The Ghost of Sir Jimmeh is still preying on Tweenagers.

Apparently, he possessed a puppet on popular kids show "Tweenies".

Digging out his old pædo puppet outfit of tracksuit and jingle-jangling jewellery, his ectoplasm spurted into a Tweenie called Max, who then constantly ejaculated catchphrases.

Now there is much outrage at this latest scandal - for this was filmed originally in 2001 - and now, 12 years later, he's used his death to travel back in time to inhabit a puppet to get his grubby pædo presenter posthumous paws on more vulnerable tweenagers!

Disgraceful!

Why did the BBC not hire Derek Acorah to exorcise the entire BBC library? Instead of ripping the deviant soul of Savile from inhabiting the Archives From Beyond, his saucy spirit is left to lurk in seedy roms and hardon drives, seeking new digital kiddie shows to poltergeistly invade!
The sex-crazed spirit possessing a puppet to gain access to underage Tweens