Last march, I witnessed a lone Oompa Loompa starting a scrap on St Stephens by taking on a mandem.
But clearly, it was just an angry dwarven midget.
Not so today, for actual Oompa Loompas are duffing up youths!
Seems North Walsham is the breeding ground for these green haired, orange faced, brown shirted, white-overall wearing, short of stature puncher uppers!
Apparently, three escaped from the Caleys chocolate factory, and went on a rampage down Prince Of Wales Road - the most dangerous road in Norwich, if not East Angular, if not England, if not the UK, if not Europe, if not the Earth, if not...
Anyhoo, it's only a matter of time before they start blending in like chameleons. If they unearth a tunelling Tibetean, and thieve his saffron robes, why - one exchange of clothing and they're free to leap out on unsuspectign victims from alongsite terracotta walls!
Remember that mental oriental lentil that had the terracotta army? Them weren't statues - them were fossilised ossified Oompa Loompas in saffron robes in a terracotta painted1 room!
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