Wednesday 26 February 2014

What has a brazen way of talking shite? Hot Topic...

Today would have been about planing exorcising Xym... But not today.

It would be about the excitement if getting a telephone interview after passing technical tests.

Instead, it's an explanation as to why I never chat up Teh Pretties:

'Stalky Creep' gets pwned

Now, let's get this in perspective.

Day 1 - Chap asks if he's she's the person he intended to message
5½ hours later, it's a defensive "Who are you?", so chappy just says he was in earlier, and describes himself, asking if she remembers him.

A day later, with no reponse, a sad face is sent,

Another day later, she comes back with a wary "did you track me down via the company facebook page?"
"yeah, hope that's ok"

Another day later, he just asked if she's gonna get back to him. So, he's confirmed he's the girl he wanted to chat to, but not told if remembered or if it was OK to contact.

Two days later, he takes the step of asking her out. After all, she hasn't blocked him, told him to fuck off, or deleted her account or anything, so he thinks he may have a chance and tells her he got her details through a mutual friend, and tells her she's attractive.

Two days after THAT, she gets back to him, simply asking to confirm who the mutual friend was. He quickly confirms, and also points out he's been in the store and not approached her yet. She doesn't respond to the IM, so he goes on, explaining they have similar interests and he's watching GoT2.

And she immediately tears him to pieces.

I mean, I could understand if this was in the space of a few hours, but this was over EIGHT DAYS! ANd you know women - contact too quickly = reeks of desperation, take too long to contact = not interested. Now it seems taking your time = creepy stalker perv.

You can't do anything right if you're a male!

And her rant at the end is EXACTLY why I don't approach Teh Pretties.

"What's the worse that can happen Xym? Worse is she can say No"

Well, worse is getting a reaction such as this stuck up slapper's. Rejection is bad enough. You're too old/fat/ugly/useless/  etc - let alone having someone like this bitch up in ya grill belittling you and crushing the very last of the last vestiges of self confidence you may have left.

And if Teh Pretties take exception to Fedora adorned menfolk, woe betide me in my diverse arrangement of preposterous cranial apparel.