Saturday, 2 February 2008

Ah shaved ma beard fer you, Devil Woman...

I'm distraught.

One's trimmer would not trim, and so a bit of dismantling took place. Once reassembled, it was fully functional. AND there were no small screws left over!

So I promptly used it.

Unfortunately, I forgot to replace the trim guage, and it resulted in a virtual removal of all mouth bordering follicle enhancements.

I now look like a right tub o'lard who's had a sprinkling of iron filing thrust onto his chin.

Oh waily waily. I cannot go out, as I can't look at meself in the missor and seeing a great fat fool scowling back at me. Without the soupcatcher, I'm just not me!

And it's too cold out there.

And I spent too much time in the city, so I've no time to get ready and go out.

And I spent too much time boozing, so I'm too drunk to go out.

And then I ended up watching The Host Primeval.

But I did see Cloverfield in all it's detail - and there's a lot more monster than can be seen on a 2.5" screen!

AND on the Big Screen you can make out all the clues in the overtaped bits (esp. the Coney Island clip).

!evila lltis s'tI