Monday, 4 February 2008

There is no more Mr Quick...

Mr Quick?

Mr Hands?

Mr Book?

Blimey, Riff Raff & chums have shed their leathery knickers for a Herr Flick outfit as some preposterous reality manipulating Mr Men!

Of course, Magenta's been turfed out coz you can't have Helga the Little Miss fecking up the tuning when your imprinting people with fake memories.

Good job Frank ain't about, as he'd be implanting fake mammaries!

And to think, we could be on a discworld like city, all unaware that only yesterday I was a playboy millionaire with chicks a-plenty.

I hope I don't fall asleep dead on 12!

Have I seen daylight ever...?

Dunno about about that, but I have seen Daylight - and that's got watery terror all over the shop!

So, no good for Strangers then.

But at least it keeps Kiefer safe, and his gammy leg. Alien invasion? Jump in a jaccuzi!

Honestly, when will these space monsters with aversion to aqua learn not to invade aqua based planets. AND not to have handy big vats of water that can conveniently bring about their downfall lying about all over the place.

Connect Four would have been better...