Well, I'm back from celebrating me birthday!
Now, I was planning on going to a party in Heathersett tonight, but I now have to have me tea, shower, shave, get tarted up, get a bus from Catton into the city, and another bus from the City to Bowthorpe, so I can get a lift to the party.
Somehow I don't think I can accomplish all that in 6 minutes!
Anyhow, talking of tarting up - I went into Fuckers in CFG Mall whilst waiting to zap young ladies with me laser. Now, they had Black Forest Kirsch Gateau, which I stuffed me big fat face with.
How many languages does it need to be in! Surely not three:
Black Forest - English (obviously)
Kirsch - German for cherries
Gateau - French for gateau
Grrrr! It should be labelled Black Forest Cherry Cake, Schwatzwalder Kirsch Torte (or Schwarzwald kirschroter Kuchen for the pedantic), or le gâteau noir de cerise de forêt.
Or just plain CAKE!
